INDY 4

Imagine the summer's biggest adventure. Imagine no fun. No suspense. No charm. No camera. No cinema. There's nothing in the world that can prepare you for this. There is no booklet that will counsel your feeling of loathing and regret. Take a seat and stay there. At home. Don't leave your door. Don't go to the cinema. Don't you dare. Indiana Jones takes his next adventure to an empty Burbank backlot where the mystery lies in our hope of something remotely interesting actually ever happening. Take the risk. Take a coma. There's no hope for old Spielberg. It's glory lost my friend cuz there are new kids in town. They are cooler and smarter and they've carried the fire. I've never been so let down by an artist in a very long time.